Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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