it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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