The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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