So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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