Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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