I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
