shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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