His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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