Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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