Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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