Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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