Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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