There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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