i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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