i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
ok first of all what the fuck
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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