Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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