p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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