I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i need some magic done to my vagina
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
