bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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