She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
