his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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