Need sex. Gaining weight.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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