He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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