it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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