Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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