we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dignity is for republicans.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
how does that bad decision feel?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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