I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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