Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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