he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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