we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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