hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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