I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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