Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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