What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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