ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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