Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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