She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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