You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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