big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
