Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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