btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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