I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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