I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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