your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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