5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
