i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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