so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Terrible idea I love it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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