: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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