they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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