yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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