Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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