yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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