new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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