Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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