We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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